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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:13 pm
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on the... fortune cookies
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Patrick
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:50 am
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Psssst, Caly...I think you're holding up the ritual!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:24 pm
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It can't be denied that Rhodric tries his best to be a good father, but when combined with his musical tastes and beverages of choice he must walk a fine line. The children must be allowed to cultivate their own tastes. The Wiggles and Laurie Berkner must be a staple of their diet, along with Dokken. Rhodric must nurture a love of fruit and vegtables in his young ones, not just pizza and beer. The children must have exposure to Dr. Suess and Audrey Wood, not just Wheel of Time.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:25 pm
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*does Chuckie doll trick again*

Fine traits to love in a first-brother. But what do you find worst in him?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:38 pm
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This ought to be good...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:24 pm
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BOYS!

Have you decided you no longer wish to be first brothers already?

*Sigh*

One of you has to muster the cajones to go first on the worst.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:33 pm
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I uh...well it's been a long week!

Rhodric takes to the oosquai too freely, sometimes. I really worry about him when this happens.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:42 pm
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*sulks...he made me seem like a clan chief talking over water oath...I don't drink too much oosquai...man this floor is cold...wish I had some oosquai to warm me up*

Patrick's greatest flaw, his weakest link is his unholy adoration for the abominable serpent of the 7th circle. Yes, Patrck M Hayes LOVES FAILE BASHERE AYBARA POOPYSKIRTS
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:53 pm
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Argh! I do! I never hated her and don't really understand all this "she ruined Perrin" crap! Grr! Bah!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:18 pm
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aaaiiiiiieeeee! He admits it!

You would have fondness, even admiration, for a woman who believes a relationship should be based on games?! Games her partner is not even aware of until some kind soul finally fills him on things months later?! It is wrong to blame someone for poor gamesmanship when they haven't even been informed of the game. It is wrong to assume that your partner can read your mind (even if he can smell your emotions!).

One day you will learn that honesty and communication are the keys to a lasting and happy relationship, even if they cause occasional unpleasantness along the way. Maybe you are already learning this! If not, take heed while you can.
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Drinking the oosquai can provide a moment's respite from the trials of life, but to overindulge is to create more trials than you can handle. Not only can it break down relationships, it can break down your body and mind. Be strong, my son, and find other ways to clear your head and entertain yourself. The oosquai causes much more harm than good.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:09 am
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What is the most childish thing you know of the man you want for first-brother?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:41 pm
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Rhodric is always posting YouTube video links in AIM when I am trying to type long messages and they constantly distract me from finishing my verbose cogitations!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:45 pm
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Patrick has a childishly goofy love of MC Hammer! The boy thinks he's too legit to quit!!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:35 pm
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*snicker*

What is your greatest jealousy of the man you want for a first-brother?
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Rhodric has a young, strong body, and even competed in athletics in school. I am jealous of these things, trapped inside a body grown old and weak before its time.
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*mouth drops open incredulously. eyes Patrick askance - and thinks Patrick may have had a point eight or ten years ago*

Patrick is the flaming ladies man and goat-kissing wordsmith I've always wanted to be. Bloody buttered onions and sheep swallop! That milk-drinking midwesterner can bloody turn a phrase. He's flaming eloquent, and I wish I was.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:41 am
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*applauds quietly to himself*
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:09 am
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*thinks to self incredulously: I'm a ladies man?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:59 am
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Patrick, strike Rho as hard as you can with your open hand.

Cales, be sure and tell your Cricket not to defend himself. And once my boy is done knocking yours sideways, you can tell yours to smack mine. We'll be doing this twice. If they don't decide to beat the stuffing out of each other, we'll get on with the weird stuff.
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