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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:44 am
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Cricket, don't defend yourself.
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Alle
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:42 pm
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julie wrote:
Patrick, strike Rho as hard as you can with your open hand.

Cales, be sure and tell your Cricket not to defend himself. And once my boy is done knocking yours sideways, you can tell yours to smack mine. We'll be doing this twice. If they don't decide to beat the stuffing out of each other, we'll get on with the weird stuff.


Get on with the weird stuff? The whole thing is weird....bloody Aiel. *snicker*
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Rhodric
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*sniffs* *yanks braid* *crosses arms beneath boobs* How dare you ridicule our customs. *sprays Alle with Rave vegas style*

Pat! Hit be baby one more time!
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Patrick
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:02 pm
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*THWACK!*
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:46 pm
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You know...Paedrag su Hazadred isn't actually Aiel...he's Cairhienin. Have an Aiel and a Cairhienin ever become first-brothers before?
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:14 pm
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(They have now you lebanese hock o lamb)
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julie
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:31 pm
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They have not, yet, young man. Your mommy still has to let you smack the crap out o' Haz. Then one more time again each. Then I have to do the super weird part - if neither of you changes your mind.

So no chickens before they're hatched, dear.
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:36 pm
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(Will of the Pattern)
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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:00 pm
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Rhodric, it is your turn to slap Patrick.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:17 pm
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Seriously what is the super weird part. It implies that the rest of these shenanigans have not been super weird. Not gonna try and hide it... I'm a little afraid
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:27 pm
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Be afraid...be very afraid. Muwahahaha!!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:38 pm
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yeah, I'm not sure what she's referring to either - the hugging and the crying? *lol*

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Alle
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:51 pm
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No, it gets super weird really. Enough to put one off of all Aiel customs. *snicker*
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*can't wait to thud thud thud inside julie* *slaps Patrick like elaida being welcomed to a blue ajah tea party *CRACK*
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:22 am
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OK, Paddy me boy, hit him again, hit him again, harder, harder - with the other hand. And make it an especially good one after that last remark, thankyouverymuch.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:53 am
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*winds up*

*BLAMMO!*

*watches as Carl slides across the floor with awesome cheesy squeakiness a la Gandalf and Sarumon in FotR*
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Caryla
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:28 am
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Rhodric wrote:
*slaps Patrick like elaida being welcomed to a blue ajah tea party *CRACK*


(Way to make me giggle aloud at work. Thanks Rhod.)
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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:38 am
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(What the hell, people?)

Ok, Rhoddy-babby, hit him again, hit him again, harder, harder - with the other hand. Let's see some action!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:25 am
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*scrambles upright, shakes head, and scrambles back in place*

Ah...erm...we seem to be deviating sharply from what is strictly..ah...wot canon. Far be it from me to nitpick a fine FFF institution though. And it wasn't a remark, it was a thought - asterisk donncha know. But ok, and as they say in Rhodricia, the harder the smack the greater the love. *cracks knuckles, flexes hands*

*slaps Patrick like Alanna being cornered in a dark alley by Avi, Elayne, AND Min " *WAAAAH-SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*watches Pat slide like a human luge across the floor, past julie, down the hall, into the kitchen, and then winces as Patrick crashes into a pile of Gouda*






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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:52 am
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*as little tweeting birdies circle Patrick's throbbing head, he refuses to be distracted by the glowing, captivating pile of deliciousness that sudden;y surrounds him*
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