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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 pm
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Ah, I can be my little Cricket's mommy.
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Patrick
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:19 am
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*needs a mommy*

*lower lip quivers*

*as he heads to the Admin Panel to bring down the mighty Banhammer of Justice upon the heads of those who would spam his beloved forum*
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:09 am
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Sweetness. Does that mean Erik and I are brothers too? Maybe Mike could be pat's mom. course then lets see how does this tree work....
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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:34 am
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Pat, thanks for taking care of the spam problem! I'm glad I didn't even have to see it. Maybe Carlya should be your mommy.

Rho, I fear having you and Erik be brothers. He's already in enough trouble. Every day after preschool he tells me "Mrs. Lovett doesn't like it when I don't listen."
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:34 pm
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OOOh Caryla would be an interesting mommy....Pat being a decade older and all. lol. Mom: would it ease your troubled mind if I promised to teach little bro everything I know?
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julie
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:12 pm
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It's time, Rhodric al'Thor and Paedrag su Hazadred.
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:57 pm
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'ight LETS DO THIS.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:21 pm
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*takes off pants* woo!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:27 am
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Julie and Pat are so beautiful together...this JPG is my new wall paper. *wipes tear*

ok lets get down to business pat. *disrobes* *flexes*
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julie
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:18 am
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*keeping eyes on faces*

We are gathered because two men want to become first-brothers. We will see whether they are strong enough, and if they are, help them. Are their mothers present?


pssst...Calybaby...this is when you say "I stand for Rhodric al'Thor's mother who cannot be here. I offer my son to his testing." Then you shove him down on his knees in front of Pat.
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TamAlthor
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:15 am
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julie wrote:

shove him down on his knees in front of Pat.


*Remains profesional and respectful, bursting at the seams trying ever so hard to keep a straight face*
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Caleyna
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:07 pm
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Uhhhhh. . what kind of test is this? I'm a little worried all of a sudden.

"I stand for Rhodric al'Thor's mother who cannot be here. I offer my son to his testing."
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julie
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:54 pm
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Caly - grab Mikey's copy of Winter's Heart and turn to about page 47 or so in the prologue (Snow). Then you can scan the ceremony. It's weird as all get out, but so are R and P, so it's all good.

Everybody else - note that all the following ritual dialog comes (almost) verbatim from the above book by Robert Jordan. But Rho and Pat's responses have to be their own. *nods*




*stern glare at Tam al' Thor*

*clears throat* I stand for Patrick's mother, who cannot be here. I offer my son for testing. *shoves Pat down on his knees in front of Rho and shoves Rho down, too, since his mommy was too weirded out to do so*

*steps off to one side to pretend to be some other Wise One*

Who will suffer the pangs of birth for them?

*steps over to the other side to be the Amys of FFF*

I am going to remain fully clothed, just to remind you. *clears throat again* I have borne children. I have given suck. *pats the B's that were more than sufficient for two nine pound baby boys when the time came*

I offer myself (to pretend to give birth and that's ALL).

*kneels down beside Pat and Rho* *throws voice off to one side like a ventriloquist with a Chuckie doll*

You will both do as you are instructed. If you waiver or question, your dedication is not strong enough. I will send you away, and that will be the end of it, forever. I will ask questions and you will answer truthfully. If you refuse to answer, you will be sent away. If any here think you lie, you will be sent away {Alle, play nice.}. You may leave at any time on your own, of course. Which also will end this for all time. There are no second chances here. Now. What is the best you know of the man you want for a first-brother?

(I don't think it matters which one of you answers first.)
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:39 pm
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*answers first*

Carl is a good man who tries his best to be a good father, in the face of too many obstacles, and has excellent taste in music and food.
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Alle
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:29 am
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*is trying really, really, really hard to not laugh or say anything at all*
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julie
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:23 pm
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Rho!

You're holding up the ceremony, dude. Procede with your response so Caly and I can get on with telling you both how great your answers are, but why they are at least partially flawed.

Thank you.
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Rhodric
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:52 pm
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Sorry was having a fantasy about Avi Min and Elayne acting out the "I'm on a boat" video.


Patrick M Hayes is the finest human being I know. He's a god to women and a hero to men. He has great taste in music, food, and literature. He's smart, sexy, and his hair is simply ravishing. I can't stop thinking about his eyebrows.
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Alle
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:17 pm
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*munches on popcorn*
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julie
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:46 pm
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Caly, now is the part where you get to tell Rho that while all those things Pat said about him were really nice, so and so is why they aren't the end all be all. I'll do it for Pat.

Cultivating great taste in music, food and literature is wonderful for the soul and the palate, but sometimes hard on the body. You should moderate your passions and balance them with care for your physical being. Hair isn't guaranteed forever, no matter what your genetic background - be careful of vanity or it might come back to bite you.

Do I sound like a fortune cookie?
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Alle
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:54 pm
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Yes, you do Julieeeee. Where will vanity bite him?
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